I’ve distracted the predator!
FAIR THEE WELL, QUEENIE~
I am not a predator! Hmmm… Oh well, back to dancing!
/runs off back onto the floor
What…What a- put that back on! This is a ball not a…for Merlin’s sake!
but… but I dun wannana die… /whine
I have people who love me. My brother and sisters would come seeking revenge, do you really want to be in the centre of that tempest? The Weasleys, too. They love me. Fuck, they love me, and the Potters, and… and… my cousins. Merlin, I love them all. They would cry for me. And Dom. Dom is a doll, and she would hold a Death Day party for me, and Megan… she would make sure I’m pretty. And I also have this friend, and he’ll hurt you. He will. He loves me, too.
-waves her arms dramatically- Alright, fine. Since you’ve pleaded so….nicely, I’ll not kill you. -gasps as well- You would threaten me? I was about to spare your life but now I don’t think I will, sir. Kindly, no.
However, you have been nice enough, so I will let you off, with a warning! Do not harm the fairies, or follow them unless, now listen now, liisstteeen, unless they come for you first. Got it?
Waitaminute- you’re not telling me smthing…
Holy fuck, Merlin’s left toenail!
I’ve got it.
I know your secret.
You’re the Fairy Queen.
My secret, ohmygodsnoitsbeenfoundout!
I’ve not been careful at alwith my idenfity.
I have no…no choice but to kill you, sllllllowwwwwly.
V’course it’s a fairy!
Don’t you think I know a fairy when I see a fairy? It was a fairy!
BUT YOU SAW IT, TOO~
Oh yes, I think it was a fairy as well…But I should know, I see fairies…Alllll the time, just everywhere.
‘m follwing your lead~
Quick-ly nowwwww, it’s very fast!
Sure it’s a ‘airy?
I swear I just saw a fairy, I swear!
It was… uh… ‘nn the light-y bush.
It smiled at me.
I know it did!
Where? Over- I see it!
Quick, it’s getting away!